Today a seagull ‘pooped’ (my tablet suggested pooped, it wasn’t my first choice) on my friend Callum.
It was hands down one of the most funniest things ever. It went down in back and on his shirt.
He went to get changed and everybody laughed when he came back into Chemistry.
Tom: Callum, how’s everything working out for you.
Callum: Not well, crap weather.